tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post3432894979384895332..comments2024-03-28T01:03:32.077-07:00Comments on Scary Azeri : Sheep shagging and other strange jokes.scaryazerihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08209595384194222929noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-31082430849556047012011-01-20T00:51:27.548-08:002011-01-20T00:51:27.548-08:00@sofisticos: Ah, see, you should have not left me!...@sofisticos: Ah, see, you should have not left me! <br />I love that movie (everything you wanted to know about sex....etc)! It is fantastic. and I remember the sheep love story. do you also recall that last scene when he stares at a chicken in a shop? too funny.<br />but I forgot the reference to armenian mountains? Clearly, it is not just Azeris and <br />Georgians...it is the whole Caucasus scaryazerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08209595384194222929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-43405410165670974532011-01-20T00:35:45.140-08:002011-01-20T00:35:45.140-08:00Haven't been to your blog in ages, and you sti...Haven't been to your blog in ages, and you still have wonderful stories to tell! I have been reading them the whole morning! Your hormones made you an even better storyteller:) By the way not far from Baku there is a village. The inhabitants are famous (or rather infamous) for homosexual relations. The joke I have tried to translate from Azeri features those people: "Do you know that sofisticoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09969742147980388151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-52754797666258443482011-01-17T01:21:05.159-08:002011-01-17T01:21:05.159-08:00Seems that way, Scary. I should have added, though...Seems that way, Scary. I should have added, though, that Aberdeen supporters have taken to carrying toy sheep with them, or cartoon sheep to wave, when they go to away matches.Bill Kirtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07675643113010061969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-91047853253019628162011-01-16T09:58:49.347-08:002011-01-16T09:58:49.347-08:00@Bill: Yes, true...New Zealand as well, I think. S...@Bill: Yes, true...New Zealand as well, I think. So, you think it is the places that are rural and unsophisticated that get associated with sheep shagging?scaryazerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08209595384194222929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-6314856886243358232011-01-15T06:52:38.130-08:002011-01-15T06:52:38.130-08:00Your should know, too, Scary, that the practice yo...Your should know, too, Scary, that the practice you're describing is not exclusive to the Welsh. One of the songs sung to the tune of Guantanamera by supporters of football teams playing against Aberdeen (and several other clubs from places considered to be rural or unsophisticated)goes:<br /><br />Sheep-shagging bastards,<br />You're only sheep-shagging bastards.<br />Sheep-shagging Bill Kirtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07675643113010061969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-18107675874850317232011-01-14T23:31:03.077-08:002011-01-14T23:31:03.077-08:00Hi Scary!
Re limerent's comment, I agree with ...Hi Scary!<br />Re limerent's comment, I agree with him/her. There're indeed some sick men in Azeri villages who do that. But it's definitely NOT a common practice. It's actually embarassing but I'll still tell you. There was this ... dayi in the village where I grew up. He was a shepherd and was apparently doing it with the sheep and cattle. Not only that, he, in general was aMatanathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16857958004345909964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-49517556526339366252011-01-14T05:32:34.587-08:002011-01-14T05:32:34.587-08:00@anonymous: Well,I don't know? Perhaps, it dep...@anonymous: Well,I don't know? Perhaps, it depends on a sexual preference/orientation? :)scaryazerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08209595384194222929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-1565729716895093012011-01-14T03:50:08.863-08:002011-01-14T03:50:08.863-08:00ummmm.... u didnt mention if its a male or female ...ummmm.... u didnt mention if its a male or female sheep. it matters a lot i assume.. :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-49031861931946132992011-01-13T23:48:48.584-08:002011-01-13T23:48:48.584-08:00@limerent: Really? A common practice? I thought it...@limerent: Really? A common practice? I thought it was with other boys rather than sheep but I am definitely not an expert in the area. :)<br /><br />Hey, hey now....let's not get competitive about our sheep and how sexually attractive they are. Welsh people might have a problem with your statement!scaryazerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08209595384194222929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-62491903227849306842011-01-13T22:00:12.705-08:002011-01-13T22:00:12.705-08:00scary, now jokes aside, it is a common practice in...scary, now jokes aside, it is a common practice in remote villages of our glorious land - azerbaijan - for men to lose their virginity to sheep. wondering welsh and azeris must have something in common, only that our sheep r more curvy :)<br /><br />limerentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-15687213950436902802011-01-13T13:13:04.788-08:002011-01-13T13:13:04.788-08:00@Gabriela: All is OK, thank you! x@Gabriela: All is OK, thank you! xscaryazerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08209595384194222929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-36196682965906861832011-01-13T11:14:20.483-08:002011-01-13T11:14:20.483-08:00I laughed out loud when I read the last words... s...I laughed out loud when I read the last words... so maybe I couldn't be qualified as a proper lady.<br />:D<br />How is everything going with you?Gabrielahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03280432296207747625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-55103124813400875502011-01-13T11:12:35.358-08:002011-01-13T11:12:35.358-08:00OK. Maybe I will! In the next posting. Let me gath...OK. Maybe I will! In the next posting. Let me gather a few of my personal favourites. or the weirdest ones I have ever heard. hahascaryazerihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08209595384194222929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545713293332836232.post-89242407678462185082011-01-13T10:58:42.602-08:002011-01-13T10:58:42.602-08:00I would LOVE it if you would tell us some Russian ...I would LOVE it if you would tell us some Russian or Azeri jokes, even if you have to explain them :)Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11667916082395516509noreply@blogger.com