Monday: Max Digby threw sand at me.
Tuesday: Max Digby pushed me into a sand box!
Wednesday: Max Digby pulled my ponytail!
Thursday Max Digby is so naughty!
Friday: Max Digby is my best friend.
Scary Azeri parenting style.
Child: Darren is so stupid!
Me: Please don’t say that about your classmates. We don’t use that word.
Child: But he is stupid.
Me: You probably mean he is naughty. Boys can be a little naughty at times. Does not mean he is stupid.
Child: The problem is, mummy, he is stupid AND naughty.
Me:-Oh, I see. Fair enough then.