Finally! Azeries broke through to the global spam emails! Until today, I have only seen Hi my name is Natasha from Russia, but this one is from Azerbaijan! How exciting!
Below email was received by my friend today. I am not even going to attempt to change a single word in it. I thought it was just perfect as it was.
Hello my new boyfriend !!!
I am very happy that I found you.
It would be so nice if we know each other better.
I want to tell you a lot about myself. But now I shell speak only some
My name is Zemfira. I life in the country of Azerbaijan. My city is
named Askeran. It is not great, there
about 2,000 humans.
But in this city of almost everyone knows each other and are friends.
In our city people do not close the door, because we trust each other.
In Azerbaijan, if a person speaks deceit, or attempts to steal something
that it can be very severely
punished severely, or even expelled from the town. Here we have a
Askeran all very strict and we can not tell lies to
each other or anyone else. So we have a lot of different traditions,
I will respond you about them in the following the messages.
I wrote you and try to find in you my second half.
I'll be very happy if you write and tell me more about you.
So I urge you not try to write obscene words.
I'm just not going to write you bad words and will not try to insult you
If you do not want to respond me this message, please do not contact me
better to easy not write to this mail.
Mymailbox is firstname.lastname@example.org
I'm also very please do not ask me for insulting me photos
I will not give you such foto. Because I'm honest women.
I am responding you this message because I am very serious about
starting with your relationship.
I hope that this message will be a wonderful begin to our messaging.
I will eagerly await your letter.
All the best, your dear friend Zemfira
How wonderful is that? Thanks to Safura and Eurovision, I predict the imminent increase in the number of the internet bride emails pouring into our mail boxes. Watch out for your special girlfriend in your junk box!